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It Worked in the Keynote
The demo worked. Production has questions.
S–XL $30 · 2XL $32 · 3XL $34
Keynote confidence, printed in two clean lines: IT WORKED / IN THE KEYNOTE. A bold text-only design styled a little lower on a black tee, with no period or graphic. An independent Ignite in-joke—not official event merchandise.
Bella+Canvas 3001 · Black only · Printed to order by Printful
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US shipping: $6.99 for the first shirt + $1.95 each additional. Free on 3+. Tax calculated at checkout. Event delivery is not guaranteed.
Fit & size guide +
Regular unisex fit, Bella+Canvas 3001. Check measurements before ordering. Wrong-size exchanges are not available.
| Size | Body chest | Flat shirt width | Shirt length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 | 18 | 28 |
| M | 38–41 | 20 | 29 |
| L | 42–45 | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 46–49 | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 54–57 | 28 | 33 |
Shipping & returns +
Printed to order. Fulfillment typically takes a few business days before shipping; delivery times are not guaranteed. Damaged, defective or misprinted items qualify for a free replacement with photos within 30 days of delivery. Wrong size and change of mind are not covered. Shipping details · Returns policy
Independent, not official +
SlowRing is an independent parody apparel brand. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Microsoft Corporation. This is not official Ignite merchandise.