ENTRAZero trust. Zero coffee.
Heather Navy · 2 colors
View larger ↗ENTRAShown in Black
Printful product mockup. Garment color and print placement may vary slightly.
Entra
Break Glass
For when the usual way isn’t.
$30.00USD · Printed to order
2 shirts: 10% off · 3+: 15% off
2 shirts: 10% off · 3+: 15% off
Prices start at $30.00 for M365-specific design work and a Bella+Canvas 3001 tee printed to order—not another generic developer slogan.
The emergency account you hope stays boring. A familiar feeling for anyone responsible for getting everyone else back in.
Color Black
Bella+Canvas 3001 · Printed to order by Printful. Colors and print placement may vary slightly from the mockup.
Size Size guide
Secure checkout by Stripe. We never see your card.
US shipping: $6.99 for the first shirt + $1.95 each additional. Free on 3+. Tax calculated at secure checkout.
Fit & size guide +
Regular unisex fit, Bella+Canvas 3001. Check the measurements before ordering: every shirt is printed for you, and wrong-size exchanges are not available.
| Size | Body chest | Flat shirt width | Shirt length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 | 18 | 28 |
| M | 38–41 | 20 | 29 |
| L | 42–45 | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 46–49 | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 54–57 | 28 | 33 |
Body chest is the circumference around your chest. Flat width is measured across a laid-flat shirt under the sleeves. Length runs from the highest shoulder point to the hem. Compare with a shirt you already own; supplier measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).
Shipping & returns +
Printed to order by Printful. Fulfillment typically takes a few business days before shipping; delivery times are not guaranteed. Damaged, defective or misprinted items qualify for a free replacement with photos within 30 days of delivery. Wrong size and change of mind are not covered. Shipping details · Returns policy
Independent, not official +
SlowRing is an independent parody apparel brand. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft, Microsoft 365, and related product names and marks are trademarks of Microsoft Corporation. References appear solely as part of original commentary and parody.
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