The ones people actually stop on, in the order they stop on them. If yours is not here, email [email protected].
Measure a t-shirt you already like: lay it flat and measure across the chest, seam to seam. Match that number to the shirt width column in the size chart on any product page. That is more reliable than measuring yourself. It is a regular unisex fit, not oversized, and Printful states measurements can vary by up to two inches. If you are between two sizes, go up.
No. Your shirt is printed for your order in the size you chose, so there is no stock to swap it with and nobody else to sell it to. That is why the size chart is on every product page and why this is the second question here rather than a line in the small print.
We print you a new one free and you keep the original. Email [email protected] within 30 days of delivery with photos of the shirt and of the problem. The company that prints the shirts requires photographs before it will authorise a reprint, so we cannot start the claim without them. This covers the shirt as it arrives — a bad print, the wrong print, a hole, a stain, transit damage — not wear afterwards.
A Bella+Canvas 3001: a regular-fit unisex crew neck in sizes S to 3XL. Black, White and Natural are solid cotton; Heather Navy and Dark Grey Heather are blends, which is what gives them the marled look. It is a mid-weight tee rather than a heavy one. The design is printed direct-to-garment at 300 DPI across a 12 by 16 inch area, so the ink sits in the fabric rather than as a plastic layer on top.
There is a gap between paying and posting, because nothing is in stock — your shirt is printed after you order it. Fulfilment usually runs a few business days before dispatch, then the carrier takes it from there. That is typical rather than a promise from us: the carrier is chosen at fulfilment and we do not pick it. You get two emails, a confirmation when you pay and tracking when the order leaves the print facility.
No, the United States only, and checkout has no non-US option. Overseas postage varies too much by destination for one flat rate to work honestly.
Because the joke is the product, and these ones do not exist anywhere else. A general-purpose tech humour shirt sells to everyone who has ever seen a terminal, so it prints in long runs at a lower price. A shirt about AADSTS50058 sells to people who have read that code in a sign-in log. That is a shorter run and a narrower joke. The $30 buys a Bella+Canvas 3001 printed one at a time when you order it, with no stock, no minimum and nothing left over at the end of a season. If you buy more than one it costs less per shirt.
Yes, and it is cheaper. Two shirts take 10% off each. Three or more take 15% off each and shipping is free. It applies at checkout on its own — there is no code to enter. Mix designs, colours and sizes however you like, because the discount counts shirts rather than designs. One order goes to one US address.
They are written by someone who does this work. AADSTS50058 is a real error code. "Working as designed" is a real way for a real bug to be closed. The portals are real and the setting really is in the seventh one. Where a design names a product it is because the joke does not survive without the name. If one of them is wrong, email [email protected] and say which one — that is worth knowing.
No. SlowRing is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Microsoft Corporation. All product names are trademarks of their respective owners, used to name those products rather than to claim a connection to them. No Microsoft logo, icon or mark appears on any design.